7 Built-in Nicknames
From "Cheeto Jesus" to "Mango Mussolini." Rotate them daily or pin your favorite for every headline.
Privacy first
Make news
great again.
A privacy-first Chrome extension that automatically puppets the news. It replaces his name with sharp nicknames like "Orange Cheeto" or "Tiny Hands" so headlines land a little softer.
Animation Mode: ON
Breaking: Former President
Trump
announces plans to build a new golf course on the moon.
Toolbox Features
Ship-ready essentials for the extension and the landing page. Zero tracking, quick setup, and a visual style that looks like it shipped from a top studio.
Privacy First
No tracking, no data collection. Replacements happen locally inside your DOM. Nothing leaves the browser.
Smooth Animations
Text does not just swap. It morphs using our "Puppet Warp" transition engine for just the right amount of chaos.
How It Works
01
Install and Toggle
Grab it from the Chrome Web Store and pick your favorite nicknames.
02
Read Anything
News sites, social feeds, newsletters, search results. It is everywhere.
03
Laugh and Move On
Headlines become lighter, moods improve, and you stay in the loop.